Richard Carter (Sean Connery lookalike, right) was born on top of a cast iron bath in April 1965. He once shook hands with the Bishop of Chester, and is descended from an ape on his mother's side.
Nigel Longhurst (demented pixie, left) also went by the name Craig Fitzroy. He died on 5th June, 2014.
They are shown here celebrating the announcement that Charles Darwin was to depicted on the new Bank of England £10 note.